I can't think of many legal sexual acts I wouldn't attempt for $40 million

Standard pay for SAG-AFTRA would apparently be over $200 for a day's work with a guaranteed minimum of one day's pay, so I'd expect to get that.

I hug my buddies all the time. Some I've known since I was 5. I consider them brothers.

No way would I do that for 40 million. 20 bucks? Still probably wouldn't pay that just to hug a dude.

That was the original definition of homophobia - heterosexual men's fear that others might think they are gay. I feel like we have lost something by using it to mean anti-LGBT bigotry very broadly, but it's a moot point, and I can get on board with using homochondria

What kind of fucking idiot couldn't learn to suck a dick for 40 million dollars?

The kinds of people to say no at this are either politicians or the type to not wipe their ass because they 'll enjoy it think it's gay