Now that is a labour union

Ugh, we keep making this mistake. Gotta have rotating groups of body guard, and a secret group of body guards watching the other body guards (best to ensure all body guards are in mutually exclusive secret groups watching all of the other body guards.)

@PugJesus I loved the scene in the I, Claudius series where the non-Latin speaking guard is prevented from killing Claudius after the death of Caligula. "He's the Kaiser, Heinie!"