I would sleep with one eye open….forever.

Cats are liquid and still get wet. There is a riddle in there somewhere.

He looks like he's having a good time.

?? He's a cat he will dry himself off?

They are actually water proof

Expect to find cat barf in your shoe tomorrow.

I take it he wouldn't cooperate with being in a towel burrito?

What is going on with the focus in that image?

The fan looks like it's a tilt shift, with a very narrow focal range, but everything else in the image is perfectly clear. It looks like the result of some very crappy AI object deletion but I can't work out what they would want to delete.