Yeah those are fighting words even though my attorney advised me to not fight toddlers anymore.

Heck, if that were me I'd never be "done" being three!

Little guy has shit figured out that even old people are just realizing.

Man, I miss hanging out with kids. I used to do a lot of babysitting as a young adult, and this made me feel nostalgic for those times.

I don't plan on having kids myself, but my friends are starting to pop them out, so in the few years, there should be some small humans to have silly conversations with. I'm looking forward to it

"And when will that be?"