My end goal is to be a lesbiab living with a cute girl with cats :3

The fact they can't think of a worse fate than not having to deal with men will always be fuckin' hilarious to me.

I went and watched a movie with a friend yesterday, there was a contiguous pile of 2 women, 2 dogs, and a cat.

Could not be improved.

Whenever anyone says that to me, which has happened several times because I’m a blunt cunt sometimes, I tell them I already do that and wouldn’t give it up for anything short of “fuck you money”. I genuinely dislike sharing my living space with other humans, because I don’t even like cleaning after myself, nuts to cleaning up after someone else, which is how it always goes. Being rich would fix that tho cuz I could afford to properly compensate for cleaning services.

I absolutely fantasize about living alone with just a dog. But that is second to my fantasy of living in a much smaller home and lighting most of my shit on fire. I should try combining them...

my dude the alternate of ending up alone and stuck living with a you to deal with is not the w proposition you think it is

This line is so enraging because it's fundamentally asserting that a woman's life is of no value on its own. Like, your life, YOU, as a human, are not worth anything by yourself. Really disgusting misogyny actually!

Especially when this kind of sentiment comes from women. It's so bleak. Like ma'am you are insulting yourself as well!

Or bears.

How awesome would that be?

Just look at how happy Enya is, living in her castle with an army of cats. I can't think of a better way to live.

My grandma, mom, and I each had to learn the hard way before making that upgrade.

I met an emu yesterday. I want to live with emus. The Australian military won't be able to get anywhere close.

They do not understand that this implies great wealth. I can afford to live alone? And have multiple cats?? Yes please!

Just need the cats.

I'm not gonna play ball and say it sounds magical to me. I have cats and love them, but without my wife, that sounds only half amazing, if so.

I mean that's what I was doing when I met my wife. Invited her to join.

Dammit now I have the "can't hug every cat" song in my head