It was his crocs to bear.

I wear crocs so nail me to the cross.

I wish the footwear in this meme was in shot, both for the crocs and because it looks like Jesus might be wearing heels, or maybe platforms.

Crocs are way closer to the kind of footwear worn by Jesus than to the ones we wear today. Jesus would most likely be impressed by your cool sandals.

Crocosin!