if /dev/null is fast and web-scale, i will use it!

Hey Mongo, store this stuff; trust me it's 1 MB. In case it turns out it is not, just give me 1 MB worth of your data.

Thank you very much.

I want to thank this guy for dropping this in Christmas.

Luckily my mongo ports are hidden from the Internet, as everyone else's should be, so it will survive until Monday when I can upgrade.

TLDR use calloc instead of malloc

Oh shit