"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away."

"Ma'am, we talked about this last year. That's how organ donation works."

Most holiday celebrations stop dead the day after. Halloween decorations are taken down, we go back to normal meals after the Thanksgiving leftovers are gone, Christmas music is gone from public spaces, New Year's is over on the second, once the hangover is gone. Easter doesn't even last a whole day, and the majority of us don't really celebrate Valentine's day.

So, why can't people stop setting off fucking fireworks on July 5th? I swear to god, these assholes... days before and weeks after. Can it just please be one day?

Just in time for that Abba song.

almost made it the entire season without hearing it....and then....TODAY she got me

this is the second day of Christmas. I got 10 more

No, my father is still listening and watching Christmas stuff.

That just means it's time for easter commercialisation to start!

If we can catch her in a Pokeball then we can destroy her!

Who's that Pokemon....?

I recently read the Wikipedia article on the song and was blown away that it has made over $100 M in royalties. Wild.

This is so good hahaa