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[–] 90 points 10 months ago (1 child)
[–] 35 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I would say hyperglycemia, but we don't know what period of time Bob ate these candy bars. A day? A month? A year?

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "and how did you develop this fetish?"

    "uh, well, you aren't going to believe this, but..."

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It is a little weird to think about. I know I got my blowjob fetish from challenging myself to deepthroat, and it just took off from that. When you can't breathe because you're swallowing a giant phallus, there's just something divine.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Since eating too much sugar doesn't cause diabetes I'm gonna go with a stomach ache.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Have my upvote. Do your knees hurt?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Slow kid in the back: cavities?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Probably a talking-to from his dentist.

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