I just can't look, it's killing me,

And taking control.

He takes of her dress now

Ho Ho Hooooooooooooo

But it's just the price I pay
For cool shit on Christmas day
Open up you your stocking wiiiiide

I might have to actually find this one. I do this crap in my head all the time, even this specific combo. It's surreal seeing it on a shirt

I want one. Nobody will get it, as I don't live in an English speaking country but I still want it.

Mr. Brightside

Yeaaaah

Somewhat related: https://youtu.be/g4vktLutpiY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s0y9hLoMwIE

One of my favorite mind rhymes