> Be CEO
> Don't implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accident

Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I'm laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.

It was Klaus again, wasn't it.

That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.

Careful everyone, he's a hero.

No crime

What a sad suicide

...We need more forklifts

Guitar riff

Shake hands with danger

On purpose or on accident?

Oops

What is up with the government and trying to find these CEO killers. I like what they do but I'm not that desperate to figure out who they are.

Someone didn't get properly forklift trained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

(CW: cartoonish gore)

Oh please start with a T and end with a la!

"Oopsie"

Nice

Is the phone okay?

Oh no, a rich person died....anyway...

The report said You was wearing an eye patch on his right eye as well as a black vest. However, under HL-GA Battery Company rules, he should have been wearing a high-visibility green vest.

Rookie mistake. You always switch outta your pirate costume before you get on the battery factory floor.

"The legal status of You has not been confirmed."