Omg, one of ours can yell like such an asshole when we’re approaching dinner time (limited wet food, once daily; dry food is available 24/7). It sure feels like terrorism.

And here my cat is always talking about Mao

I'm assuming the mine-laying kind of terrorism?

The cat is just good at covert operations.

Just keep in mind that the cat's policy is precarious and dependent on the continuation of quid pro quo.

Yeah... don't trust the cat... it will try and kill and eat you at every opportunity.

They're still the best pets, lol