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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    what's in your pants? a gun.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    TIL my gender is legs.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    How can I qualify for government grants?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Got an aunt Florence livin' in France.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ain't got no chicken, ain't got no rats

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    "...it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling."

    1000002281

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    S to the I to the M to the P

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what's in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    If gender is what's in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.

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  • I must be phone/wallet then.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What if I'm not wearing pants. Have I no gender?

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