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The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.
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We're working on it.
I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.
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Gets mauled by a bear.
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Me if ticks didn't exist.
I used lay directly in the grass without a care in the world.
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It's kind of funny how cyclical the solution is here. Compute needs power. That power is driving climate change. Which kills the bugs which kills the humans which prevents any more bugs from being created.
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I used to sleep on the grass before my jujutsu class. Got bit by some bugs once, but honestly, the worst problem was trying to find a spot without goose poop.
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Yeah if bugs didn't exist I'd be homeless too
I get the importance of bugs, but why do they gotta be such annoying assholes.
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I'd be fine if it was just biting mosquitoes that disappeared.
German has a word for it: Insektensterben
80% of our bugs will be replaced by AI by the year 2026
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Yes, happily unemployed 😊
I already do this on occasion, there is usually just several inches of snow on the ground when I do.
Image is accurate, since without bugs, the food chain collapses and takes society with it, and the survivors will have to migrate to rural areas that can support a hunter-gatherer lifrstyle.
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I itch just looking at these.
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nah, that's a insect shield.
me if hayfever didn't exist:
If you hate bugs so much why not cover yourself with DDT
Things that are not bugs:
- snails/slugs
- rats/mice
- other insects that are not bugs
- poop of any state and origin
- thugs
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