From the cover of Dwight’s new novel: A Murder on Schrute Farms

I made borscht once and it was a comedy as I peeled one and it immediately started schlooping around through my fingers and I was scrambling around trying to get a grip on it.

The color contrast almost gives it the same energy as the Better Call Saul poster with the red jacket.

If that was really dropped accidentally, why is the room completely empty in that direction? I can't imagine a kitchen that has that much free space, especially towards the/a window...

I'd hang this in my kitchen

Don't know why but this feels like a memorial to a genocide...

Looks more like the beat was spilled. I would expect more splatter for a drop.

They spilled for our sins.

Hallelujah.

Sick!

"We drop lobotomy beets, evaporated meats..."

That was the bear

Dubstep beets.

Skrillex would be proud.

Lúcio losing his mind rn.

Oh my god. The blood red cross is chef's kiss

Communion commentary

Doesn't get much more accidental than this.