I close the lid. I don’t want to see, hear, or smell that.

Edit: My heart goes out to everyone who concluded closing the entire lid after flushing meant not flushing.

Alternatively, make both genders put the lid down. That way everyone has to do the same work to pee.

Everyone should put the lid down because the top lid is to keep poop mist from covering everything.

This why I've lived with many a woman and never experienced this, and we respect each other enough not to clutter up the sink and also not have the shitter be out and open for everyone.

I always put the lid down. It's got a lid for a reason, it looks much nicer with it down.

Females, am I right fellas?

Smells kinda like reddit in here

standing to piss at home is too messy. and i hate when i get up to use the toilet at night and i try to sit but the seat is up. always put the seat back down it's not hard.

also these weird adversarial gender memes are cringe.

With the time you save by leaving the seat up, build her a vanity in the bedroom. A couple of Ikea drawers, a standalone desk top, a large freestanding mirror, and some LED strip lights. It's a fun project and you will both love it. Also put the seat and lid down, that's nasty

My wife and I just have separate bathrooms, but it's largely because we're both nesters so we each need a sink that looks like this.

Um, is everything okay at home, OP?

I feel seen.

We have separate bathrooms, but I still have PTSD from the time I changed the skirting boards in hers.

l know the picture, but I also sit while peeing.

Trying not to be an asshole to my SO...

Brothers, I am AFAB, and this picture still reminds me of one of my most infuriating roommates.

Trust me, in this hypothetical, she'd annoy me a little too.

I usually say to my wife "You left the toilet seat down!". Turnabout is fair play.