Can one of the back up eggs be hard boiled?

You know, in cases of stress or trying times

Who can afford a backup egg?

No beans or corn? This is useless.

I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it's three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

Tapani Kansalainen — Avaimet, lompakko, puhelin (Finnish rap)

(Wallet = lompakko, phone =puhelin, keys=avaimet)

I, for one, always carry my two eggs, but for different reasons.

Or, now hear me out, how about just memorize this abbreviation:

WPK

Better yet, how about just remember to bring your fookin wallet, phone, and keys every time you leave the house

How much troubled would you realistically get for egging someone or their car?