Now your PC screen will go black so that the can hide they shame.

I seem to remember them saying that, like, 20 years ago.

Neat, they are going back to useful information on the bsod. I hate the current one with the useless QR code.

Although, I foresee the new having errors that when looked up will all say "did you update windows? OK, now reinstall windows. Be sure to do a full reinstall, your data's on one drive so don't worry about it"

"ran into a problem it couldn't handle" Windows has too little self-confidence these days.

Because it doesn't crash anymore? 😃

...Because it doesn't crash anymore, right? 😦

They changed it to black so we can keep the acronym BSOD, thanks Microsoft.

It’s never there if Windows wouldn’t crash. Oh…right.

At least it's still the bsod even if the color changes

Guru meditation.

Oh no, anyway—

Now it's puce!

This is really an attempt on clarity and providing better information and allowing us and customers to really get to what the core of the issue is so we can fix it faster,

How is this making it faster? Does removing the frowny face really speed up people understanding the problem?

They're going to dissolve the corporation so the world can operate more efficiently for free on Linux? Nice.