Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?

Arsehole
Butthole
Corn
Dookie
Excrements
Flatulence
Gastrointestinal
Halo
Icontinence
Junk
Kardashian
Loaf
Mudbutt
Nethers
O-ring
Poop
Quebec
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd
Uranus
Vaganus
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Xitter
Yarvin
Zephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting

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[–] 8 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

You should keep one random normal "November" or something in there

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    And is incidentally the name of a website that is also full of shit.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, and as a bonus it:

    • Doesn't fully acknowledge the site's new shitty name
    • Keeps alive its old name, which pisses off sir edgelord
    • Rhymes with shitter
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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    G should be either Gloryhole or Gash

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    E - exit, but if not, Excretor

    I - innards

    J - junk

    K - krud

    N - nincompoop

    Y - yarvinhole

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Tentatively added, but I'm on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)

    I did do V somewhat specific, though. Maybe there's another one dangling out there for that, too.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    Incontinence

    Edit: or intestinal end

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    C - chimney, chute

    E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

    I - incontinence, ileum, inbox

    J - jettison hatch

    K - kegel-er

    N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo

    X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve

    Y - young republican, yawning abyss

    Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith

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