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[–] 20 points 11 months ago* (7 children)

Ya'll have clearly never done any stablehand work before.

Horses are big, dumb, frighten easily, can easily kill you if you're not paying attention or do something stupid...

Oh yeah, its just like working as a barber, but where your clients fairly regularly just take a 5 to 10 pound shit in the middle of their haircut.

...smdh...

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    No, at this job I would only be brushing the horses' manes. Someone else would be in charge of shoveling the poop.

    (I actually have worked with horses before, I'm just being silly)

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago*

    Ah I see, the ole horsey cosmetician / poopsmith model of running a stable, haahah!

    Ah, I'm just too autistic to tell how serious people are being, in my defense... I have seen a lot of genuinely naive people in threads like these, and I'm just trying to give a ... somewhat comical reality check.

    That being said, everyone gets a headpat, on the house, hahah!

    OBJECTION will brush your hair back to pretty after I muss it up a bit, :P

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I would love to be a stable hand... hard AF work, but honestly... the clients would better then any human I've interacted with.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Lol I've never even thought of giving that chore a title before. Would you be an alpaca brusher? That takes a fucking while.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago