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I like kiwi (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Forest gump and buba in their army barracks scrubbing the floor with tooth brushes. Buba is doing his shrimp speech. I have replace shrimp with kiwi. Original speech "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

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[–] 7 points 11 months ago

Does that go for the fruit as well as the bird?

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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Kiwi pizza

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    [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Kiwi Fruit is the fruit. Kiwi is a bird.

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    • [–] [S] 2 points 11 months ago

    TIL the proper monikers for different kinds of Kiwi!

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    [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Kiwi = bird Kiwi = nickname for humans from kiwi land Kiwi fruit = Chinese gooseberry (that actually has very little to do with kiwis other than marketing)

    Also, I'm allergic to kiwi fruit so... Big nope from me

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