"I was eating some pizza and I burnt the roof of my mouth. Then I thought, wait a minute, that's not the roof of my mouth. That's the ceiling of my mouth. The roof of my mouth is way up here. Whoever named this was not using the attic of their mouth at all." - Demetri Martin

Forgot hot pizza fresh out of the oven

No hot pockets or frozen pizzas?

I feel like people aren't getting this one...

French bread. I hurt every time

What do these chips do?

Freshly baked pizza OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT