I'll have the chocolate stout

Are we required to actually eat it? If so, chocolate, because I'd rather throw up once than get cholera. If not, maybe the shit just for novelty's sake.

Shit might already taste like chocolate for all I know.

I'll take the first option, I prefer to know that I didn't eat shit. Then I'd say "this tastes like shit" and never eat chocolate again.

According to Europeans, American chocolate already tastes like vomit, so.... I guess I'm going for the chocolate that tastes like shit?

Everyone chooses the choccy flavoured poo, until they become sick from eating poo.

I'll take the latter... I'm not a coprophiliac so it won't affect me in any way whatsoever.

As an American, we already have that... It's called Hershey's.

How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?

I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.

It doesn't matter, what matters is whether we're including the past in the change, and whether it's just our shit or all creatures.

Shit tastes like chocolate?

Include the past and we evolve to not like the taste of chocolate. Chocolate is never invented.

Chocolate tastes like shit?

Chocolate is likely never invented/popularised.

Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.

So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit

So if you made this out of Hershey’s, it’d be both?

A shit that tastes like chocolate that tastes like shit?

Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?

I'd just not eat chocolate

I like Tony's

Is suicide an option?

If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor

The larger the gem for the butt plug isn't always what matters most

As for carotts, the size of the plant is a pretty good indicator for the size of the root.

I'll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.

Shit that tastes like chocolate is clearly better because it wont tempt you into eating it