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[–] 71 points 11 months ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

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    I have adhd. This is mean.

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago (7 children)
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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    We are all dudes on this blessed day.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.

    She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.

    So yes, we are all dude.

    Dude is all.

    Always.

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

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    [–] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    A bottle and a martini glass.

    Cheers!

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    "Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago

    My two cats.

    Though to them, I am the accessory.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    A steam deck and a toilet.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    Depression and debt

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    a coffee and a second coffee

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    [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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    A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

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    Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Bong and blow lighter

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Sandles and a strip of acid

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    My radiating sense of humor and a rope

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Glasses (missing)

    Extra large toilet roll

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    silicone-based lube, and a laptop

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

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    Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I guess we're nemeses now 😂

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Our battle will be legendary. 👺

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.

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    Definitely a laptop and an electric guitar

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    A laptop and a bow.

    Don't judge my hobbies.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Im only judging you harder because you said "don't judge my hobbies"

    Like, you didn't know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?

    Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well...

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Wetsuit and 6ft bong

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    A beer and a 12 pack of beers.

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