Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
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Gallows and a buttplug
I have adhd. This is mean.
What's your current hyperfix?
A cat and a… cat.
Yep. Except I’m a dude.
So is she.
We are all dudes on this blessed day.
If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
So yes, we are all dude.
Dude is all.
Always.
A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.
A bottle and a martini glass.
Cheers!
A pillow and a blanket
bucket and a rope
"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."
Be kind to yourself, I've been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack
I've been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too
A steam deck and a toilet.
No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit
Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!
Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭
Laptop and a bag of chocolate
My strap-on and a vape
Lexapro and crippling social anxiety
Lexapro gave me migraines constantly. :(
A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...
Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!
Help desk agent?
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
A joint and a red bull
Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!
I guess we're nemeses now 😂
Our battle will be legendary. 👺
Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.
Bong and an espresso?
Ennui and a gun.
you okay buddy? Check in with your friends, and have a snack <3
Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer
A laptop and a bow.
Don't judge my hobbies.
So you use Archery, btw?
Im only judging you harder because you said "don't judge my hobbies"
Like, you didn't know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?
Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well...
A beer and a 12 pack of beers.



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