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[–] 58 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Step one in the PR-playbook: blame it on previous management

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Counterpoint: Pin it on Uncle Joe, that piece of shit

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    They didn't die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    For some reason wonkas voice sounds like rick Sanchez in my head here

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.

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  • [+] -8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

    I'm still waiting on the world to realize that dude was diddling those kids, but y'all aren't ready to hear it.

    Edit: See?

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