This was great writing. I’m gonna keep this site in mind.

While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what en penischock translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that "Robinsons penis hängd ute."

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So we turn to the Swedes, who you'd expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.

??? What does this author know that I don't

Would be comical if they added this image:

There is no greek word for penisshock

Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I'd run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and... Having balls!

Nice penis

Wow I thought this was a parody site until the video. I have similar, but easier to contain, issues playing pickleball.

Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ

Thank you defector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mes9w32u8Q

Pause?

Ah, the dick-and-balls-out stride technique is catching on. Interesting to see how athletes learn from one another and evolve the sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=LpTAMZ0yWYY

Good thing it wasn't a 4x100m relay.

Suck his dick and balls! He won the race!

Those are some reasonable parts, congratulations.