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Resolving IRQ conflicts via jumpers.

My degree 💀

Rescue someone from a height.

Had to learn it because I was working for a wireless teleco. Hope to never use it. But I don't work for a telco anymore so the chance is insanely low.

I can juggle a soccer ball indefinitely (with pretty much anything that's not a hand).

CPR

being nice when i could be right

I got certified in swift water rescue about 20 years ago. Happily, I’ve never used it.

I whistle really well and have four different variations but its not a useful skill that will get me a job

MPN-13 radar maintenance. I am not even sure if they are still around.

filmmaking. I have thousands of dollars in (now ageing) gear that rarely gets used anymore because I lack the social network of contacts in my new small town to make a project happen.

Origami.

Haven’t used any of my wrestling skills or knowledge in almost 20 years. Almost certain I never will again.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, I’m good with children and they, for some reason, are drawn to me and show me levels of respect and interest in what I have to say that they don’t offer to others.

I can’t stand children and avoid them like the plague.

I took a bunch of sword and fencing classes back in the day. I suspect/hope that won't come up often as I don't even own a sword.

Formatting spreadsheets. Excel, Google Sheets, LibreOffice, I can use em all. I stack boxes for a living.

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Voice to text, one take, one breath. I die a little inside every time I hear someone say A as in apple, or S as in Sandy

Not a skill, but I still have pi memorised to 25 decimal places . Memorised at i think age 15, and at age 26, I lost a trivia question to it...

Apache pig

Firefighter training

Juggling oddly-shaped fruit.

Entertaining children