Do you ever wonder what Ea Nasir would think about all of the memes about him? Do you think he would enjoy the fact that he is immortalized in perpetuity? Or do you think that if he knew then what he knows now he would have sold good copper?

I've never heard a bad word spoken aloud about Ea Nasir in my life! I think this is slander!

Gosh. He always seemed like such a normal neighbor. Basement full of clay tablets, same as everyone.

Nani is unjustly slandering Ea Nasir. I've never seen Ea Nasir sell any sub-par copper in my life!

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