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[–] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I always thought "i have a huge snake in my pants, you wanna see it?" is just a bad pick-up line.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    I mean, if you gotta transport your snake in a pinch and don't have a heated box, body temperature might be a decent enough solution. Maybe not in the pants, but having them in a pillow case under your jacket seems perfectly fine.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    How many eyes did the snake have?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    "bro you got a massive pipe" -TSA, probably

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Article, for those interested.

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