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[–] 108 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Where is the “Watch the ad to get 1 gem” button?

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  • [–] 79 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    No way, those gem costs are way off, they have to be just larger than one of the packs. Minutes would cost 550 so that you either need to buy 2 500s or a 1250 pack.

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I unironically had an alarm clock app during uni that didn't work on Wednesdays. For a few semesters I had only late lectures on Wednesdays so it worked for me

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    [–] 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    At first this wouldn’t load and was just the spinning thing but a bit longer than normal, probably because of some network issue on my part, but I thought for a bit that you had really expertly trolled me.

    I mean the meme is good too, iap and subscriptions dumb (it would also absolutely have obtrusive ads) but man that would’ve been great

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I had this problem too! I was confused if it was the spinny thing the meme or it didn't load at all so i just copied the link and put it in my browser. It took ages to fully load in the browser too so i think the problem may be his instance

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    People will unironicallt say "You don't have to pay money if you don't want to. What's the problem?"

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    you forgot "time remaining for hours 1-9: 5:03 [refresh gems]"

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Congratulations, you made me angry.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago*

    lmao it’s always “free clock app” until it wants your location, contacts, blood type and the deed to your house. somehow the numbers still don’t even show up on time.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Where are the loot boxes and slot machines?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Don't give them any ideas!

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    A real man only lives his life 9 hours at a time 😎

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