if he's not named Karl, we will make him Karl.

looking at you, Jean-Baptiste Jules Bernadotte Karl XIV Johan

That "chill country" thing doesn't really work as a cycle though, since that has only happened once, and in that was in recent history. Also Copenhagen is probably a bad choice for this as well, since the Swedes never actually managed to capture the city.

I'm currently living in occupied Scania and this is relevant to me.

The king also climbed down a toilet

Seems about right yeah