My dumb ass thought they're going to shower together later, where he's going to rail the other guy by as revenge.

The internet has ruined me :(

Is it worse to think of a good zinger after your defeat, or to think of one after an unrepeatable victory?

"Dammit, I should have said 'I want my father back, you son of a bitch', and THEN stabbed him!"

MIND FIGHT!!! https://youtu.be/HdDAFNfmmJg