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Is this supposed to be Birds replacement because she’s never around? This is gives crazy, not right in the head

Also is NK a pot head or does she just literally need to buy everything?

This is, so many levels, of fucked up!
This is just fucked up.
Say hello to one of the new male underwear models 💀


He looks like he belongs in an ad for male Depends…but I guess. Same same
She’s so wrapped up in herself today she hasn’t mentioned the launch. How does anyone support her! Ugh!
This is DE-MNTD! The both of them in the frame!! He lifting his shirt and she looking down! I can’t stop laughing!!!! 🤣
His balls are definitely not that big, he’s stuffing his pants for sure 😂😂
All balls and no penis 😂😂😂😂 but I guess you have to have balls that size to think you’re relevant
The comments where she’s saying “good job sweetie” they think she’s talking to L - because she sounds like a fake B. She is working these lips hard too. I know we say it all the time but her mouth on the sides is like a dogs - she’s filled and pulled so tight she has to work to close her mouth.

These comments weird me out, why do they want a little girl modeling for an underwear line?????!!!!!! WEIRDOS!!!!

Weird way to talk to her husband. Is that next? Having her all her kids strip down to their underwear for the internet? She can get the 2 melted ice cream cones in there while she’s at it.
He's the only husband that didn't say a word. His awkward wave looking like he doesn't want to be there or even knows why he's there, and then that face above looking tired and bored. So embarrassing. All the other partners were funny and interactive!
This is so 🤢. I know I should say something more intellectual but I’m just so baffled. He is right in there with her - they have no idea they are big losers.
That’s not his real stomach! Are they hard up for cash? This is hilarious and ridiculous! So it’s ridiculously hilarious!
ETA - did he colour his beard and hair - I remember both having a lot more grey
LMAOOOOOO IM SCREAMING!!!!! I am so utterly embarrassed for him.
There was nobody more attractive available?
💀 such a power couple. 😏
Ahahahah get the fuck out 😂
The video is hilarious! About his sweaty, damp balls! 🤣 https://streamable.com/du340v
An ad just came across my feed with them for the tshirts. She’s telling him he’s a big boy he can buy his own shirts. And he’s just standing there like a mannequin. She doesn’t act like a mother to anyone really.
These glasses are so incredibly stupid and look DUMB AS HELL on her, there is no way she wears them when she is not filming or taking a picture of herself. No way in hell is she driving around town while wearing these gigantic magoo goggles. Anything for an affiliate link though, I guess!
I wonder when she’s going to get a neck lift.
The face she makes when she’s trying to come up with more bs on the spot.

Overcast and foggy outside in Guelph. Bird “this calls for sunglasses indoors”
Is she seriously half naked and in the bathroom talking to her phone again?!?!?
Spent the day shopping to buy her kids off. Trying hard in her bathroom to con people into buying these sweatpants that are fugly.
Why is she in a bra and sweats with sunglasses on her head?!? Then still has them on in the eagles shirt post, so she literally pulled a shirt on over her head with them on. What a weirdo.
Oh I’ve been waiting for her to jump on this

If the whole, being famous, thing doesn’t work out this is where her page is headed. I think she’s been avoiding it so she doesn’t come off as - too old - for the spotlight!
She's 100% headed this way. Her pals Tracy Moore, Cheryl Hicky and Meredith Shaw have all jumped on board the perimenopause hustle. Perimenopause and menopause are the new "let's use women's health to fleece them" scam, I'm sure Joanna at Knix is brewing up a campaign as we speak.

She just can’t help herself even when she knows someone else will be photographing her. It’s sick.
Side-by-side compliments of my Reddit pal
Engagement low - pull out the mental health card, she is disgusting . As soon as she gets home she’ll be in her underwear.

I’m also surprised by this pairing. Bird is very obviously pursuing thinness but claiming it’s stress related. Bird is a huge problem, the kind Alex speaks out about. It’s kinda embarrassing for Alex.

Endless travel on other people’s dime but hasn’t had the best last couple of years. Fuck right off.
Also interestingly, those years she frames as not the best were very obviously her busiest, with the highest value collabs and opportunities, and multiple trips and adventures both alone and with family. They only sucked because it was the first time the truth about her having completely built her career on a fake, edited appearance came out very obviously. She's such a spoiled whiner.
She hasn’t had the best couple of years mentally? Is she talking about how she didn’t make good decisions? She played the mental health card briefly and then chose joy - what was it - 3 months - tops? She just yanks this out from her back pocket like her phone and throws it down when she’s feeling some heat. It’s deplorable.
I always wonder when people meet her for the first time in person if it’s a shock to them
I said on Reddit but I love how she doesn’t thank her family or at least her husband for taking on all the responsibility so she can do this stuff. Only thanks to her fake bot followers.
YIKES. Can’t believe she ditched her sick kid after a week away for THIS. She should be ashamed of herself but we all know she thinks she deserves to be gone every day of the week so 🤷🏻♀️ terrible mother, terrible spouse, terrible person. How she’s applauded is beyond me.

It is disgusting that she left a sick kid the day she got back. When will everyone see this horrible person for who she is?
I saw a video and Shame was in the background. Which means, they left their sick child without any parent. I feel like that's worse.
Probably dumped her at NK’s and that’s why she was there today to pick her up.
Playing devils advocate, but if Shame has been the one home all week dealing with sick L, at least he might deserve the night off.
Look at the people applauding... losers. I think the bots are forced into the likes, views and "🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥".
That doesn't look like her bikini photo body...
Where are the giant lips? Did she forget to put her teeth in?

She’s looking rough! The glasses aren’t really doing their job to hide her face. She almost looks like she had a few the night before - we know she needs to fit in so I could see her giving up the ‘sober’ life. I remember someone on Reddit said they came across her during her drinking days and she’s a little bit sloppy.
Hilarious, takes after mom when she’s not the center of attention. Why is this funny?

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