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[–] 32 points 1 year ago

I've learnt that the snail enjoys being close to the ground. Every time I stand up quickly the snail tries to disable my brain to get me back to the ground. Luckily you can trick the snail by standing up slow enough that it doesn't notice

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • Hey little boy come walk with me
    And bring your new found mollusk along
    Does it speaketh of the trinity
    Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
    Yes it speaks of the trinity
    Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
    Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
    Let's be forever let forever be free

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The snail and I havent been on good terms since he fell for big car

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Are you sure it's a snail and not a spider?

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