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[–] 13 points 1 year ago

What the hell are geese eating? God damn!!!! Just honking and shitting EVERYWHERE!!!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Me, riding my bicycle..

    "I have no horn, but I must poop..."

    💩

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    There's dedicated horns for clowns in traffic, friend.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Instructions unclear, squeezes balls, shits pants..

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I like this. I also like the one I saw in the wild "I'm speeding because I need to POOP."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    What am I supposed to do, just constantly lean on the horn?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I want to be that person's friend.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    What do I do if I currently am? I'm assuming barrel roll.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago