oh no how horrible, the pedophile is punished by living in a different luxury castle

I hate so much about this

the British monarch’s younger brother disgraced over his friendship with the deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Sure, it' not like Andrew himself is a child predator… he is being punished because he was a "friend" of one

Charles will be funding Andrew’s relocation and provide his brother an annual stipend from his own private resources — basically, the former prince will not live out his vintage years at the expense of the British taxpayer.

Of course because Charles has money from his succesful plumbing career

Weird, still not a prison

Remote apart from the hourly train to King’s Cross and being a straight drive up the A10, and being ten minutes away from King’s Lynn… Siberia would have been kinder.

"Oh no! Not Sandringham!" - Andrew, probably.

How about we ban all the "royalty" from all these estates (and confiscate their wealth while we're on it) and use them for housing poor and homeless (and their wealth to finance this)? That seems less prone to scandals.

Private and remote enough that you need your own Lolita Express to get there.

Y'all Brits need to get some Yankee in ya and uproot these weeds.