Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!

You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.

He wears a rubber at all times, it's a necessity

I chose to believe this

That's a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.

It's just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make

I've heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter

It's believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man's sperm taste better.