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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Such a great skit: https://youtu.be/jgYYOUC10aM

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mood when you think you are working a mom and pop shop and they have the employees lives in mind. Then they don't promote you or giving a raise in 5 years despite the business booming and they are opening more locations, where's my fucking cut for making you profitable

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[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I feeeel that

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[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

I run a startup company and I decided my first hires will have profit sharing. If not all hires. However, I don’t plan on ever being very big. It’s a garage door company, I’d like to have 2-3 trucks running around, but I don’t think I need more than that. That feels comfortable. Everyone should be happy, my future employees, my customers, and of course, myself.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Omg I think I'm a victim

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

JUDGE: Point to where the corporation touched you.
ME: ...

DEFENDANT: He still owns a real wallet! Get it!!

JUDGE: Order! Order!