“I switched to pen and paper and now I’m ultra cool old school.”

General purpose computing will never die.

"Let me check the weather with my internet connected buttplug"

I replaced my apathy for ipads with apathy for smart watches. Then I replaced my apathy for smart watches with apathy for desktops.

Exclusively on laptops since 2005, baby!

Except Lemmy and chess.. I do that on my phone.

EDIT: Wasn't "Netbook" a thing for a while?

Its great for playing chess

Simon Cocks -> Marcus Hole -> buttplug.io

I can't even tell how much of this is real