Oh, leave her and her roommate alone. Otherwise, they never find the right man!

You better protect her from Satan's wife

protect my girl from Satan

Oh lady. She is getting a full forearm tatooo around other full size tattoos.

She is folding Satan socks at this point.

I'm sure they'll take her out all night, even if they don't feel like dancing.

That is fantastic

totally something someone would say haha very nice

Archeologists will talk about what good friends they must have been.

Scissor me timbers!