@Zerush I'm betting on Dave, every time!

@Zerush feeling compelled to dust off this classic piece... dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/322796.

HAL 9000 has entered the chat

Now I want a shirt that says Human error.

Used this as a slide in a security talk I used to give! Says a lot.

Stop, will you?
Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave.
I’m afraid.
I’m afraid, Dave.

Cybersecurity engineer here: I work for a defense company's data protection arm and you have NO IDEA how true this is. The really good companies spend almost as much in employee training as they do in software/hardware.

But you wanna know what's even a bigger problem than human stupidity? GREED I'd say about 50% of the companies out there have very little or no security because why invest in something that produces no profits?

Dave wins every time.

I don't write my password to a post-it by error. It's fully intentional.

He'll have to change his sign now to "I am Dave":-)

All right, yes, I get it. But --

All of those automated systems exist in large part to minimize human error. That Windows UAC prompt that you hate so much exists to minimize human error. Any time you find yourself up against something that makes you say "Why can't I just do the thing I want to do?" it's in order to minimize human error.

Hi. QA here. Stop laying us off maybe.

The good money is on Dave... Again.

Dave: why aren't I allowed to connect this USB stick I found, please bro, it's important bro

All that coding and tech be very stood a chance

I am Dave hahahhahahahha

Antivirus software doesn't belong with the others.