I am getting everyone to write one page in a book for him

This sounds like a ten year old's idea of a fun birthday party. I wonder if they'll have the world's biggest bouncy castle too?

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

Fuck the paywall. Anyone got an archive?

80! Jesus Christ that is way too old to be president yet the MAGAts don't say a thing...

Hosting a UFC Fight at the White House? Jesus fucking christ what the hell is wrong with this dumb POTUS piece of shit?

I thought he hadn't been seen for a bit? Fuck sakes

Trash does as trash is.

Trashy

Don't forget the big macs. Lots of big macs and live a little. Get regular coke. Its your birthday. Gotta have fries to with maybe cheese sauce.

The whole Trump clan is classless nouveau riche white trash who think they're some kind of royalty. It's actually embarrassing to watch.

Honestly surprised they haven't announced underage strippers.

Would they know the declaration of rights? I don't trust them with it. Can we give them some facsimile on a napkin? Would they know?