After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn't learning how to use it. It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive.

It's like when dogs fuck and they stay stuck together until the knot deflates or the female gets scared and runs away ripping the male dog's dick clean off.

Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as "sexy". So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?

art imitates life

Please tell me this was a real ad.