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[–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

    And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Shit, you're right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I've got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.

    So if we're going rule of funny, it's you. Rule of drama, it's me.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    this is true. we can have two nieces. i say we don't tell anyone and wear the same clothes, and never be in the same room at the same time.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I'm sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How dare you accuse me of lack of honor

    Only one way to settle this....

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Last sentence is a red flag

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    What if we kiss in the shallow end of the gene pool 😰👉👈

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny" I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?

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