Just don't hang around by that lake

And they don't even know! It's great!

Thats 2 times the reason to not worry

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

I seed 100gb of archived books and scientific studies from Anna's archive and there's a solid chance in 100gb of books/paper PDFs I have the instructions to get away with murder in there somewhere

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

They can also miss shit you wouldn't believe.

And find shit you shouldn't believe but are unfortunately likely to.

I was gonna say. You'll get arrested in 2067.

This reflects TV crime shows much better than the actual statistics