Monthly deaths from drowning correlate to ice cream sales.

Ice cream doesn't cause drowning, but both numbers go up at the same time of year (summer)

https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Have fun! :)

Every single person who confuses correlation with causation ends up dying.

100% of people who drink water will die?

Ever time you see a house on fire, you're almost guaranteed to see firemen.

So clearly firemen must be the leading cause of house fires.

Do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to you?

Does your period start at the same phase of the Moon each time?