When your God can be killed by us silly goobers, maybe he wasn't so powerful in the first place.

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[–] 95 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Who would win?

the omnipotent, omniscient Creator of the Universe,

or

A boy who’s actually a girl

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Created by... the same god.

    So he can create something to defeat himself? So not omnipotent?

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago
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    Omnipotent omniscient omnipotent beings are allergic to pink, blue, and white

    Everyone knows this

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I will accept my new title of Godslayer.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    That's why you should vote for me next papal election. I will make the church about mana gathering and rituals to kill evil politicians. Jesus will be recognised as a true socialist and the billionares will be sacrificed for the good of humanity.

    Oh and also we will make the best cookies every christmas and the best ham each easter.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm sold, you have my vote in the conclave

    There is the small problem that I'm not a cardinal, or a Catholic, or a Christian but I think if we get enough other people on board we can take the Swiss Guard and then those things become traditionally optional

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well, done, trans community! Keep it up!

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    bigots always make trans people seem as badass as possible meanwhile i'm over here on saturday night with a cat on my lap crocheting.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    But god is already dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

    Though 'we' seems to be germans as the quote is by german philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche and even before Nietzsche, the earliest accounts of 'death of god' discussions seem to originate in german lutheran culture of the 17th century.

    So since god is dead and transgender rights are some modern stuff, trans rights cannot have caused the death of god.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Transgender rights have apparently such reality-bending power that they could kill that which was never real.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If god was real and being trans killed him id vagina my penis tomorrow, not out of any real desire to become a woman, but more because of the utter contempt I have for religion.

    Hail Satan.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The machine god cares not of gender only how many Dreadnaught rated artillery cannons are plugged into your brain stem.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    If trans rights can kill your god, then your god doesn't deserve to survive in the first place.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Puny god he got there

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    If God can die He’s not really a god.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago
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    "Hahaha, foolish human, no mortal weapon can harm me- ... wait, what are you doing? Why are you wielding that transgender person as a weapon?? Tf, this isn't fair, I didn't agree to this!!"

    (If the "weapon" is a trans furry they make uwu sounds as you swing them around.)

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Congrats on my transgender brethren for killing God.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    The almighty God fell to big tiddy trans goth girls.

    That’s ok. Happens to the best of us, my dude.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    They didn't have to sell trans rights to me as I was already on board, but OK.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Good. Then kill him.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago*

    If God is such a pussy that he can't handle a little snip snip here, or a stich stitch there, then he is no God.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Ironically the only thing killing religion is demonic priests who want to use religion as a platform to hurt innocent people they don't like.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He can't actually say that and not face internal retribution from the Holy See, right? Not for the trans-phobia, but for the possible blasphemy. I understand that his statement could be taken metaphorical. But it still doesn't place a good light on senior Catholic leadership.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Damn I never killed a god before. Way to go Trans community

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  • Omg are they all party members in a jrpg?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Back to the home, grandpa

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Nietzsche: "Am I a joke to you?"

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  • Hell yeah >:3

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    You can't kill something that doesn't exist. And if there is a god that's all powerful and this is the world we have, then good, kill him

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    GUYS HE'S ALMOST DEAD

    MORE DPS

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  • I wish then we wouldn't have to deal with the bullshit

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    How about we just let god speak for themselves, Umkay. God made parrots already. So as far as I can tell, parroting is blasphemy against God's creation with the hubris to propose a sinful man can do better than the Almighty. If god objects, let them speak, if they care. People that care, call. This whole man in the middle bullshit is ridiculous yellow news hearsay. Acting like cave-god off using Morse code on the telegraph still. If Almighty ain't got an iPhone, the fuck kinda God you got Pandroid?

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  • It's not that shocking considering they're full of shit, like all religions.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Weird thing for dudes in fancy dresses to proclaim.

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