Anything can be a hammer if you swing it hard enough.
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Now can you slice my hams?
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It's a Valinor expression.
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"Hammer" verb, not "hammer" noun.
In Sindarin your sword is known as “Front toward enemy”.
Mordhau grip. Swords can be hammers too.
Crossposted to !steamedhams@lemmy.ca
Is this in the book? I don't remember that at least...
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This is in the hobbit. Gandalf and crew find Glamdring, Orcrist, and Sting in the troll hoard, and Elrond tells them the names of the blades. Sting was named by Bilbo since the knife didn't have an elvish name
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Bilbo was a huge fan of The Police.
Thanks! Totally forgot about that detail.
*Foe-Harmer.
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even in fantasy, we respect FACTS.
No jokes allowed :(
That sword was a magnificent bastard!
(It's also the name of the Lord of the Rings Online server I'm on)



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