gleefully hoisting the piss bag over my shoulder like Santa Claus on Christmas

It’s like a game of hot potato. Will it break on you when you dare to use it?

That's a lot of monster energy

Apple juice straight from the tap.

I don’t think there is much you can do to prevent these people from using a urinal. Even if it’s clearly out of commission and bagged, people are just going to use it anyway.

This is going to make for one unstable water balloon.

That would smell so bad.

Did tRump forget one of his diapers?

I think I've seen a painting of this. If anyone has a source I would appreciate it.