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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The dude has been doing cocaine for like the last 55 years.

He probably hasn't had a sober day in longer than most of us have been alive, And eventually, whatever dark magics it is that sustains him will fade. And we will never think of or hear about this guy ever again.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Only that guy could make a special forces emblem look like a butt plug.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    is it just ppl with brain damage do spray tans

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  • It also makes your hands tiny, and your penis shrivelled and mushroomy

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It can be both. Spray tan can wash off unevenly if you bathe, so make up evens out the finish.

    Not that I'm assuming he showers that much, but I imagine he at least wipes the grease away from his mouth on occasion.

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